sumbOdy

here to fuck shit up 😈

vinebox:

I wish my elementary school was this turnt

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blasianxbri:

whoever took the time to do this, bless you.

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taint3ed:

thedeathcats:

eatdacakeannamae:

I hate y’all omg

lmao

I FUCKING HATE TUMBLR

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fatbabeprincess:

policecodeforzombieontheloose:

buzzfeedgeeky:

Gospels from the mouth of DanRad

"fuck that, I’m Harry Potter"

"Daniel you’re short" "But I am the chosen one!!!"

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thatoneawkwardwhovian:

finals week 

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jackblogguy:

jerkidiot:

pharell williams and will ferrell have reverse names

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

This made my head hurt.

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actualhumandisaster:

necroshelley:

I love how the whole “babies from bone marrow” thing is making people go “this makes men unnecessary” and men are getting so upset

it’s really fucking annoying to be deemed unnecessary and reduced to something like whether or not you can procreate

isn’t it

image

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iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

is this real? if the adult is willing to attack a child why tf do you think they wont beat a dog

iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye:

is this real? if the adult is willing to attack a child why tf do you think they wont beat a dog

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italiham:

butterfliesthebeautiful-kind:

accend:

doughnot:

those text posts where every single comment is pure gold

pure gold

Pure gold

Pure gold

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Kid:

Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.

Cashier:

Are you 18?

Kid:

It's okay, they're a metaphor.

aparselmouthspatronous:

dickinyourmonument:

ohyousillypotato:

so i was just taking a shower and a guitar pick fell out of my hair

i don’t play guitar

maybe it was god telling you you rock

no no, he picked you

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justlearningasigo:

JESUS DUMBLEDORE FUCKING CHRIST

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