pharell williams and will ferrell have reverse names
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
This made my head hurt.
I love how the whole “babies from bone marrow” thing is making people go “this makes men unnecessary” and men are getting so upset
it’s really fucking annoying to be deemed unnecessary and reduced to something like whether or not you can procreate
those text posts where every single comment is pure gold
Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Are you 18?
It's okay, they're a metaphor.
so i was just taking a shower and a guitar pick fell out of my hair
i don’t play guitar
maybe it was god telling you you rock
no no, he picked you